wisdom from med school students
February 3rd, 2006 by Lawrence David
there’s this monster thread on the “student doctor network forums” i came across via boing boing.
the topic is “things i’ve learned in the emergency room.”
there are some real gems:
*** If you call EMS because your husband has collapsed on the floor it might be a good idea to mention that he did this 2 days prior. Should you let this minor point slip your mind try not to attack various members of the responding agency because they are not saving his life.
*** BASED ON A CASE TODAY…
don’t allow someone with a known poorly controlled seizure disorder to perform oral sex on you…
enough said…
*** tip #3. Always pay your drug dealer! Bad things happen when you don’t pay.
many more great tips can be found at the thread.