two kinds of christina cruzes
May 27th, 2006 by Lawrence David
the world is a mighty confusing place. it seems that there are two kinds of christina cruzes.
(above) the first kind of christina cruz. my adorable girlfriend.
(below) the second kind of christina cruz. northwest florida’s premier entertainer.
there is no adjective in elvish, entish, or the tongues of men, to describe the hilarity that ensues when standing next to christina cruz (my girlfriend) and browsing over to the website of christina cruz (the barrenness of breasts).
oh and what’s also confusing is trying to figure out how to pluralize “christina cruz.” i’m fairly certain you don’t “apostraphe-s” the thing, but “cruzs” doesn’t look right either. “cruzes” i guess is slightly better, but also serves to perpetuate the hoax that is the silent e.
