politics, east cambridge style
July 23rd, 2006 by Lawrence David
priceless quotes overheard from the hilarious portuguese family having a picnic in our backyard:
- i am republican, bitch! [unknown voice]
- well, it doesn’t matter [if you'll tolerate gay marriage] because i’m gonna become president first. i’ll be president first because i’m gonna work my ass off. [the 8-year niece of our landlord, yelling to her college-age cousin]
- the only reason they like obama is because he’s black. and he’s only black by injection! [the college-age cousin]
- thank god gore didn’t get elected. he woulda sat on his ass and bam! – we’d have had a nice nuclear bomb in our laps here in massachusetts.
this stuff is better than fox.
